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happy new years!!!
Y'all ever just suddenly have the overwhelming urge to swim??? Like not actively but you just wanna,,, be in the water and have some Peace
Yes it’s called the mammalian diving response and it’s also why doing face masks and taking a shower is soothing. Our amphibian ancestors used this mechanism to slow down the heartbeat and lower body temperature so as not to waste calories while swimming (which is very calorie intensive). It makes you feel safe because predators are less likely to get you in water than on land. The fish brain is alive and well in all of us.
It’s literally activated by putting water on the face.
My amphibian ancestors gave me the instinct to dissociate in the shower for hours on end
fun facts about stephenie meyers siblings ft. my escalating levels of distress and concern:
- all of her siblings’ names (seth, emily, jacob, paul, and heidi) end up in the twilight saga in one way or another
- not all incorporations are made equal
- i.e. heidi is a glorified extra who shows up for 2 chapters at the end of the second book whereas jacob is literally the secondary love interest for the entire series
- on a scale from jacob to heidi how bad is your relationship with your sister
- seth and paul are both werewolves
- seth is a sweet, harmless baby brother type in the books and also the name of one of meyer’s sons so im gonna take a leap and say he was steph’s favorite
- except for jacob, who got to be the third billing character in the series while everyone else got to be a tertiary character at best
- emily gets horribly maimed. so uh. thats fun
- on a scale from seth to emily how bad is your relationship with your sister
- i cant stop thinking about heidi though like. all of the others have moderate to important roles in the series meanwhile heidi is just some italian chick who eats people and says MAYBE 3 words? she’s like the volturi’s receptionist or something. a fucking receptionist
- all of this is just varying degrees of batshit obviously. i cannot imagine my sister writing me as a character in her pulpy vampire romance novel and us ever being on speaking terms again
- how do you react to that? how do you have a relationship. how do you roll up to thanksgiving and sit across the table from someone who makes $50 million a year off a YA series where YOU are a speaking character
- actually never mind. yeah if my sister made $50 million a year i wouldnt say shit to her about it either
- still though
- somewhere out there is a man named “jacob meyer” who has never known peace
me: *never chooses names of people i know when i write because i would be so uncomfortable if someone did this with me*
smeyer: *pulls this*
She made Jacob fall in love with a child, so maybe she doesn’t like him all that much….
See that’s the thing she saw nothing wrong with that. In her mind that was the perfect ending. Jacob gets Bella Lite and everyone is happy which is wild wild wild
Hillary is gnc because women don’t traditionally have that much war criminal experience
I get this is supposed to be a joke, but it’s really fucking misogynistic and gross and you really should know better
yeah be nice to hillary O.K? thanks.
Hillary belongs in a guillotine. The issue is infantilizing women by saying that they aren’t capable of committing horrible acts and that any that do those things aren’t really women. Congratulations on your complete lack of understanding of everything said it takes effort to be that willfully ignorant
But… that’s the joke. The joke is that such a claim is absurd. No one is genuinely implying that so like your reaction makes no sense lol .
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Peppers are the spicy of the fire, mint is the spicy of the ice, carbonation is the spicy of the air, and vinegar is the spicy of the water.
This made me so fucking angry I have to inflict it on all of you.
what’s the punchline here
wait
One genuinely weird feature of English is its r sound, [ɹ], a voiced postalveolar approximant. That is, AFAIK, a genuinely rare sound in the world’s languages, and it only emerged recently–like, in the 18th or 19th century. Wikipedia lists only four languages as having it–English, Igbo, Shipibo, and some dialects of Maltese.
Children, minors including teenage girls, cannot consent to sex.
It doesn’t matter how physically developed they are.
It doesn’t matter if they have a crush on you.
You need to leave those babies the fuck alone!!!!!!! Get somebody your own age or just throw yourself off of a cliff, you creep!
Teenage boys are also included in this for you disgusting morons looking for a loophole. Children and teenagers cannot consent to sex.
It doesn’t matter if they’re ‘mature for their age’, leave them alone or go fall on a knife blade first.
